They’re not weird folks. Stop saying they’re weird.

They're like aliens in a human skin suit. They don't know how to be normal.

Hi. I'm normal, I mean Frank. I see you are walking your dog again. Can I interest you in a plumber?

Local Harp Teachers are fucking incensed to be associated with these weirdos.

"Marks?"

Oh this sucks. I’ve been trying to find a harp teacher forever, but no one could recommend one. Finally a totally normal guy approached when I was walking my dog and recommended one! I thought it was my lucky day but it turned out he was trying to get me to vote for some weirdo

"Marks"?

..HARP TEACHERS ARE A NORMAL AND NOT WEIRD REFERENCE

so hard to find a good harp teacher these days

Also, I thought "community organizers" were anathema...