It’s like watching the Joker’s grease paint get more and more fucked up as the events of The Dark Knight unfold.

What’s throwing me for a hopium loop is that *literally everything but the poll toplines* is saying Harris has the advantage. The fundraising, ground game, enthusiasm, likability, recent voter registration, early votes, etc. Fuck these polls, man.

Oh, it’s going in my rotation (I’m also a guy in a hella blue area, I have zero fear about that kinda thing, I’m just pissed at the belligerent stupidity of all things MAGA).

I bought one of those goddamn camo Harris hats this afternoon cuz I’m sooooo fucking tired of this clown. May as well get campaign swag while I donate.

It’s almost like they’re tripling down on trying to make fetch happen with a horse race, but literally every other fundamental outside polling is a flashing neon sign saying Harris is outpacing him.

Pretty much the only reason I go there is when Arsenal is playing, bsky still needs a sports critical mass. But yeah, for everything else bsky is better than threads.

Bsky realllllllly needs a “save as draft” function for posts you wanna make but don’t have time at the moment to flesh out.

Pollsters this cycle:

He’s so washed he can’t even come up with a decent nickname for Harris. He ain’t got the juice.

Wouldn’t surprise me if he’s going just to go someplace where he’ll get a big crowd again. NY metro area doesn’t have enough Republicans to matter for the EC, but it’s got more than enough to fill an arena.