Jack Black will be providing the voice of Left Bumper in the upcoming film adaptation of 3D Pinball for Windows – Space Cadet

*I* won’t be watching that. I have to save my spare time for all the entries in the Colecovision Cinematic Universe.

Oh hell yeah

Kevin Hart as the right paddle

Microsoft signed a 3-picture deal

Jack Black to be casted as front pin in the anticipated upcoming animated film: Elf Bowling

Chris Pratt will be voicing the right bumper

The problem is that Jack Black... might make it watchable. Somehow. And it wouldn't surprise me.

#justiceforkyle

They're calling it a comeback.

as long as they're faithful to the source material and don't cast Pratt as the ball