James Bond is so bad at sex all his girlfriends immediately try to kill him

That’s why foreplay needs to be more than a double entendre and an arched eyebrow.

Look, fella, it’s a serious problem for some of us! … I hear.

He should give up dating the stick insect types then

He's so relatable

he avoids head shots

This is a hot take, and I think it's my get behind because honestly, the kind of checks out right

And maybe a lady would like a cosmopolitan!!!!

he should try shaking it not stirring it