DR. SAMUEL BECKETT: Oh my god, I've quantum leaped! I hope they send someone professional to help me get home AL CALAVICCI: (Getting paged in the middle of railing a cocktail waitress in Kansas City) Jesus Christ. Hold on, babe, my coworker just turned asian

Waitress: “What?! Turning Japanese? You think he’s turning Japanese?” Al: “I didn’t specify what nationality. Do your ears quit working when we’re doing it?”

gimme the Al spinoff

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