if my dad got disturbingly obsessed with spirals I’d probably do what I do for all his weird hobbies: buy him a cheap shirt off amazon that says like “Yeah, I’m A Spiral Dad”

way better than the pottery idea

Spiral tribe merch

I just read this for the first time yesterday and then I see your bleet about it. I better not wake up a giant snail tomorrow.

"looking for an uzu-mommy"

"That's what I do: I know things and I draw spirals."