I’m dying

i wish i could go back to earlier today when i’d never seen Elon’s stomach or goofy face

I honestly thought that was Lex Luthor from Smallville. EXCEPT the actor who played Lex Luthor in Smallvill does not look like that and iirc is not a republican.

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Both of them want SO BADLY to be the subject of emotions that they have only ever imagined

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How high is that mfkr?

i am convinced this man has not changed since he was 13.

The awkward weirdo that even awkward weirdos can’t stand

So weird!!!!

Elmo is soooooooo high