men aren’t brave enough to write a song about jacking off anymore

I'll do it right now.... Jerkin my shit. Sure is lit. I love jacking off. My father left me. Thank you.

Harvey Danger really made the perfect jack off song

why not call it a nut video with sound

I'm sure that it's not that long since... *checks notes* ... Sweet smouldering baby Jeebus in a burning birch-bark canoe... It is THIRTY-TWO YEARS since Faith No More released 'Jizzlobber'. 😱

Mike Patton made it possible.

This is what they've taken from us. 😔

Ever since I invented jacking on, there's been no need 💅

'turning japanese' is 45 dang years old

Silence Kit, by Pavement is a fave from the days when they did

"hands on experience pt 2" from kool keith still the best because it has guys and girls, cyndi lauper takes it otherwise