I am never going to "hop on a call." you are going to have to throw a black bag over my head

A good ole fashioned hoodwinking it shall be!

I’m just reaching out to touch base and see if we can drill down on putting a pin in that call

Three business days notice or fuck off

I refuse to circle back to anything due to my vertigo

“This call could have been an email.”

All of my calls go straight to voicemail fuckers XD

See also “skeet”

don't even ask me

you ever “touch base” before? how about “circling back”?

I feel seen