Today my 7 year old screamed "YOU HATE LITERACY" at me when I asked her to put a book down and get dressed so yeah she's ready for online discourse

Honestly, ablest of you to suggest she put the book down.

Lol she hasn't even hit double digits yet. You are in a world of trouble.

Local onion man rages against youth reading program

Time for a spin off show called "we're all like this" where you interview kids passionately explaining the minor inconvenience they're outraged over.

Get her a keyboard and an internet connection she's ready to fight

I got an email home from Evan's teacher because she was falling asleep in class and her reason was "because I stayed up all night reading." Teacher said "I'm all for reading at home but maybe we need to put some guardrails on it."

*taps the “in this house we ban books” sign again*

I saw you out earlier wrangling the kids at SATCO. You’re a great dad.

What was the book? And was it a Newbery Award winner? Because she might have a point

they grow up so fast :)