Twitter, minus the people who think Musk has managed it well

Maybe the real goal is to get Mike Johnson in the white house. He would become veep when Trump leaves, right?

Simpsons is to millenials what Monty Python is to gen X

I expect gen Z to have absolutely legendary midlife crises when they realize that all 35+ year old are cringe by definition and a bunch of them decide they need to double down on being Hip And With It

This is exactly what I did with Apex Legends

Capitalists realize that scarcity is the source of value. Christian ones realized you can apply that to social capital - ruin society at large and churches will seem like islands of trust by comparison

The worst part is that it's not even shareholder value, it's like... speculator value. It will pump numbers for one quarter and shit the bed the next. (Okay, that's like the eighth worst thing about it, but still)

Churroids

There's also "get abused by the general public for less pay than the other two"

A little SPQR for the late republic, as a treat