Just like capitalism fails every 5-10 years; Florida becomes big supporters of big government and government handouts every 2-4 years.

BRB gonna name my kid Boner.

What’s wrong with this tomato plant?

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #272,983!

#CERN: 🇷🇺 at war with 🇺🇦 = end relationship with Russia. 🇮🇱 committing g3nocide against 🇵🇸 (brown people) = no objection 👍🏽 help 🇮🇱 make more nukes.

Marty McSorley did nothing wrong.

I am retiring from the NFL.

I wonder if #apple will ever improve their dog shit camera software or if I should just abandon Apple all together cause Samsung is eating their lunch.

Enjoy my pussy.

I really prefer rooms with wind in them.