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@cephander.bsky.social
he/they | polisci major (for my sins), recovering theatre kid, seattle mariners enthusiast, food discourse centrist, theoretically I write sometimes
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I once sold concessions at a sports stadium and we offered a “footlong hotdog” that was in fact only 11 inches. Despite that fact, nobody ever complained or doubted us so I’m glad we didn’t have any customers with measurement tattoos.

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Aimdmingyour.mom

I thought you said you sold concussions 😂

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FPadhdgobl.in

You know I keep that thang on me, though.

A Stanley 25' tape measure
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@cephander.bsky.social
he/they | polisci major (for my sins), recovering theatre kid, seattle mariners enthusiast, food discourse centrist, theoretically I write sometimes
55 followers62 following586 posts