There were exactly two types of people I met doing comp debate—my best friends and people I hated. Vance reminds me of a lot of guys from column two.

When in the course of human events...

I first started really following politics in the summer of 2015. It's... something for sure

But can they play the drums?

The Yankees are evil in the way a billionaire is evil. Distant and dispassionately. I firmly believe every single Astros fan would kick a puppy on the sidewalk if that puppy was wearing a Mariners bandana.

I think an 8 AM final is a crime

I think the last week of regular season baseball should be a holiday. What do you mean I’m supposed to be “concentrating” on “schoolwork”

I sometimes forget that baseball teams can have fun. Nice to get a reminder.

Jesuit high school? My condolences.

My phone just buzzed to ask me if I would like live updates on the Mariners-As game and I think I gained a new level of understanding for my friends with bad relationships with their parents getting Mother's day advertising emails.