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Handsome Ron hitching a ride instead of flying himself says everything about him
Welcome aboard! Would you be so kind as to get the ‘sploding stuff from the Chemical Safety Board up in here? Also I never anchored my Målm to a wall. Am i going to prison? Thanks!
*AND* YOU'VE GOT SOLID ALT TEXT? AM I DREAMING?
what’s your least-favorite dangerous consumer product?
oh good you’re here
I would like to report all geese are dangerous @#!€& that need to be recalled and replaced with ducks or chickens. They are loud, aggressive, and some are visually disturbing. Please stop allowing their sale.
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