another day another "i forgot this website existed for a month"

one thing to know about me is that i get unreasonably excited at seeing common species of birds

I actually transed my gender bones so that archeologists will know I'm badass

sometimes i think dogs domesticated us as much as we did them

I love living in a midsize midwest city cause I can show up to the drag club in a T-shirt and Jeans on a friday night and still be a top 10 looker

voice training is like 10x harder when your trying not to default to your accent

hi, fellow hardcore kids, can we stop just being like, "Fuck You" everytime a new demo drops. seriously wtf is up with that

Day of the Dead is the only piece of zombie media to pull off "humans are the real monsters" trope. Litterally everything else that trys it is so tired and uninspired (looking at you TWD)

"buffalo bill is not a real transexual" that may be but lets be honest, he was giving cunt levels ive only ever seen in dolls. i can not put lipgloss on without muttering "would you fuck me" to myself and giggling like a mad person

all of nyc: oh noo!!! our city!!! its flooded!!! 😱 me, on lunch: wowzers i sure do love pretzels what a great day 😁