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Joan of Cat 🏳️‍⚧️😼
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A 40-year-old Latina storyteller, author, and anarchotranshumanist who loves science, philosophy, writing, FFXIV, and social justice. Renaissance woman, plural, autistic, trans, atheist, and a furry, with a family of miqo'te Stormwolves.
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Balmung! #ffxiv#ffxivrp

A comic parody using clips from *Monty Python and the Holy Grail* (1975) and discussing the Final Fantasy XIV server Balmung on the data center Crystal.

King Arthur: "Balmung!"
Sir Galahad: "Balmung!"
Lancelot: "Balmung!"
King Arthur: "Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us right to...Balmung!"

Cut to a pixelated image of a furry orgy with the text "various sloshing, squishing, moaning sounds and grunts" overlaying the image.

King Arthur: "No, on second thought let's not go to Balmung. It is a lewd place."
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*Actual* pedophiles LOVE to police other people's behavior because it makes us defensive, thus obfuscating any criticism of their own behavior. </hard_truth>

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This is honestly a great sign. If they *can* date in their age range without issue, then green flags ahoy!

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Thank you! It's going on my book list! 💙

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I need a book to read that discusses everything you've said in much greater detail because I would love to really get a handle on this paradigm shift in the societal conceptualization of sex. Any recommendations? (I want to be a better ally to and advocate for ace folks. <3 )

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Like a male Galatea, only played by an ornery Jason Statham.

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Lillian is such a wise cracking #FFXIV original character. Sometimes I even reference pop culture with her that she doesn't actually have access to, peering past the fourth wall, if you will. This is how I feel when she has to be silent for an entire scene:

Lillian playing the role of Deadpool (the merc with a mouth) in Wolverine: Origins, in which he infamously has had his mouth removed.
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No Man's Sky is such a great game. And I love the name too. What could be better than a vast universe devoid of people sexually harassing you or speaking over you? May all my sisters and enby siblings find their No Man's Sky, AKA Only Woman's (and Enby's) Sky.

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The same people who complain about participation trophies believe that you can get into Heaven just by saying that you believe in Jesus. Let that sink in. Take as much time as you need.

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Every time I hear media that says "some conservatives think..." what I hear is "some deeply racist, ignorant individuals lacking insight or the capacity for independent critical thought think..." The second this is way more accurate, honestly.

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Joan of Cat 🏳️‍⚧️😼
@ceruleanarc.bsky.social
A 40-year-old Latina storyteller, author, and anarchotranshumanist who loves science, philosophy, writing, FFXIV, and social justice. Renaissance woman, plural, autistic, trans, atheist, and a furry, with a family of miqo'te Stormwolves.
153 followers191 following421 posts