*slides over*
It is my firm believe that overtime is bullshit and that if I'm asked to work overtime, someone other than me fucked up somewhere. (Guess what I'm doing right now. Go on. Guess.)
i don't know why this is so hard for people. biweekly means you are attracted to your own week and also other weeks
Who are we inside, if not a collection of our favorite Muppets, sad pop songs, and strong coffee to mask the exhaustion of being alive?
#DexterityIsMyDumpStat: I went to get socks because my feet are cold and Hozier's "Francesca" was playing in my head and I was thinking about someone and I slammed my knee into the side of a drawer
That feel when the person you have a crush on asks if you have a crush on someone you're telling them about 🙃
How dare you make him even hotter
I mentioned this in a reply but I'll make a post of it here— We have a Bluesky Night Market feed for indie artists and makers to advertise their wares! Highly recommend adding it to your feeds/following it to find artists/shops you'd like to buy from (or advertise in it)! bsky.app/profile/did:...