i don't know why this is so hard for people. biweekly means you are attracted to your own week and also other weeks

Honestly, I think I'm achronological. I just don't think about time, you know? It seems to be so important to other people, and I just can't relate.

Pan-weakly. When you're cripplingly attracted to any week.

I write for a biweekly, dammit! I tried getting them to call it a fortnightly, but no one went for it.

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The real confusion is every other year, biennial, vs twice a year, biannual. I had that on a resume and in one interview the guy pointed it out like it proved my whole work history was a lie. People are weird!

Thank you this was the belly laugh i needed in the midst of copyediting

A weakness for weeks? Yes, I'm one of THOSE freaks.

Semi monthly is fairer when those 5 week months roll around Also I'm just semi

Bipolar means you are equally attracted to the arctic and the antarctic

"doesn't it mean you're attracted to specifically two weeks?" No, shut up