Frightened men have been whimpering about the Barbie movie. TechnicallyRon took their one-star reviews from Letterboxd and put them on movie posters because it makes the film seem even cooler.

Now I am DEFINITELY going to see this.

I was not really caring one way or the other but will make a point of seeing it now, of course.

That first one is the platonic ideal of threatening me with a good time

It's never not funny when the people who cosplay as Big Tough Macho Manly stereotypes are reduced to shriveling hysterics by things like this.

😂

I would go see the movie in these adverts

I wish it was more like #1. Kinda felt like Greta was trying to keep it more grounded than that.

These make me high

I'll take the pink acid trip with the sexy slapping please!

Oh fuck yes I need posters