This is brilliantly written

That's some damn fine writing

She is a witch

Same I was banned for joking

That's concerning. It was supposed to be a good match.

The mental image I had of this involves a turducken, 50 wild boars and an elderly woman holding a plate of figgy pudding falling toward you as you gyrate wildly

Did you get the latest booster?

I just had my cat put down and have to work tonight.

Interesting

It would cost $14 million for a racism dial that goes to 88