don’t call - i’m dead

throwing up drunk at 3am? uncool. having to wake up at 7:30am after drunkenly throwing up at 3am? VERY uncool.

see, the difference is that i take 4 photos when we go out and my girlfriend takes 106. so if i post a pic…just assume my gf took it

days like today make life worth livin 🤍 heart happy tonight

“i love lying when im drunk”

when the afternoon sleepies hit but you’re in the office and can’t sneak in a nappy ):

shotgunning a red bull in the Loves parking lot to get through the 10 hour drive 🤘☹️

my gf’s little brother has started calling me “big pib” as in pibling and i’m so soft about it 😭🩷

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downloading Cozy Grove on my switch to entertain my girlfriend on our 10 hour road trip