this needs to have an action with the same cadence as the Doom shotgun, replace the "clack clack" racking sound with sparking the lighter

the accessories one would have to gather to unlock their power, like a moss textured skirt and acorn cap or some shit

I'm already well over the line into looking like Goatee and Oakleys asshole

"what is this?! you're supposed to dogpile and then people on my side dogpile and I get my happy juice from attacking weaker arguers! you're just all blocking me?!"

"We need you to cut coffee" "with bailey's?"

More blocks than a Comstock school

I often end up having to get the other half to punch me in the knot while I roll my shoulderblade out of the way

his kids grow even more distant as he develops an unhealthy interest in their blood

little fucker was the harbinger of gentrification

I refuse to be the boss I choose to be the curmudgeon subject matter expert who goes home and turns off his phone while the boss deals with the fallout from me having done my job, causing policy revisions