What was "the incident" at your high school?

They ate the mascot

Made international news from a vandalism incident that ended up costing the school 6 figures to fix

When I got accosted by the creatures in the hallway

It was when the chemistry teacher tried to minimize the impact of a plane crash at an assembly... He got fired and turned out to be a meth dealer

Alright this is a 9/11 tier tweet

Bluesky user to Bluesky user:

Someone got stabbed over drugs while i was at school (i didn't see it happen) but when i went to the nurses office to take my meds, i saw a girl crying and clearly shaken up over it

New girl from outta town turned out to be an alien and tried to take over the earth, crazy

Guy jacking off in the stalls…

Some girl stabbed another girl in her lung with a fucking pencil for sleeping with her ex bf, not current but her Ex bf.