Free continental breakfast, I assume. It's never as good as it sounds, though.
For real. "Don't take that Tylenol, your headache is all in your head!"
He doesn't deserve a post at all, but needing to vent is understandable. I long for a future where he is irrelevant and we can all just stop thinking about him.
I don't post super often, but I would be honored if you followed me. Big fan of yours, and I do my very best not to be a butthead.
Ask him why he never comes around anymore. I thought we had something special and he just ghosted me.
I assume you meant "like" but I like that this makes it seem like you're talking to someone specific named Luke who really hates the term skeet. 😁
Probably goes by Brian now.
Omg my pup was doing that a couple weeks ago. It is the absolute best.
It wasn't even yellow soap, either!