he does look exceptionally impressive but im so torn, turkey looks so fucking knackered and i relate so hard

THANK YOU!!!!

Hello Weeknight Writers this is true and in the spirit of this post would you mind reposting this link to my friend's new self published book about an autistic private investigator (both hilarity and drama ensue) pls he won't market it himself but it's good 😭😭 xoxo Miss You amzn.eu/d/0dgU73nl

the description doesn't do it justice, he did say he's never written one of those before and he doesn't know how to do it tho haha

something that could happen given that im pretty sure us and next door are the only non tories in the aforementioned village

I GUESS NOT HUH PAPYRUS

i don't mean tom hardy i mean the actual slime

right???? first time we tried we witnessed one of the guys who works there driving up to the place like a lunatic, yelling at the other two guys and driving off like he stole the car. took maybe 3 minutes all in. what is going on up there on the mountain