When She finally arrived She was pleased, almost proud of Her husband. I know this wifely mood will soon evapourate so on the drive back I secretly contimplated getting a tatoo saying 'barrier boy'.

But this morning I rmebered that Tom's forarms were out and he had no tatoos. Perhaps I should play safe and get myself a couple of Keane T-Shirts with 'barrier boy' embroidered on them?