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Mr D
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Chauffeur of Dawn. Provider of the finest artisan chocolates.
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I'm not afraid of any woman who obeys her husband.

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Is the Q for Quitter?

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'When She finally arrived She was pleased, almost proud of Her husband.' For the truth of every thing here related, I can appeal more particularly to the rare spontaneous kiss she bestowed.

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But this morning I rmebered that Tom's forarms were out and he had no tatoos. Perhaps I should play safe and get myself a couple of Keane T-Shirts with 'barrier boy' embroidered on them?

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When She finally arrived She was pleased, almost proud of Her husband. I know this wifely mood will soon evapourate so on the drive back I secretly contimplated getting a tatoo saying 'barrier boy'.

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In a dazed state my brutal wife training kicked in and I remembered to go for left of centre rather than right of centre so She would be facing Tim.

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Unfortunately the years and excess weight caught up with me in the back straight, But luckily the security man was a fellow fat boy and he lifted the rope separating the picnics allowed area from the stage and I staggered under rather than through the official gap.

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It was a uphill run, but my woodland jog-without-a-dog was just about sufficient. I confidently left the blocks remembering that 400 meters was th eoptimum distanc efor a young and fit Pat...

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@anythingmaureen.bsky.social@jojoba.bsky.social@soniarays.bsky.social@valerie1256.bsky.social I hope She has told you already, but I got Her a barrier position.

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@valerie1256.bsky.social Anyway the pertinent point is that Keane are in peak condition for your upcoming concerts. They are full of enthusiasm and joy. Donna is recommended to raid your savings and book another concert of two.

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Mr D
@chauffeurofdawn.bsky.social
Chauffeur of Dawn. Provider of the finest artisan chocolates.
7 followers5 following604 posts