ZC
Zombified Chawkeye
@chawkeye.bsky.social
He/him. Het, not always the cis-iest.
Hard books, dark music, heavy weights, sportsball, left politics, cats, nail polish. Maybe? MPLS.
Dead-in sentient weighted blanket, high shelf reacher, hand cooler/foot rest/gf for z.ombie @zanadu.bsky.social
1.8k followers1.7k following13.7k posts
"I'm damn well gonna get $500 use out of this damn thing. Plus, it's cool as fuck. Plus Plus, I got nowhere to store it"
@drewbearded.bsky.social forget the other animatronics and inflatables. This is all you need
😋 Arm meat.
This feels like the robot turkey from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I like it.
@bruceshark.bsky.social for your attention.
I had plans to convert mine to a Santa, but that will have to wait
We have the technology.
At midnight the surviving turkeys summoned their dark god of vengeance
That's one big bird.
ZC
Zombified Chawkeye
@chawkeye.bsky.social
He/him. Het, not always the cis-iest.
Hard books, dark music, heavy weights, sportsball, left politics, cats, nail polish. Maybe? MPLS.
Dead-in sentient weighted blanket, high shelf reacher, hand cooler/foot rest/gf for z.ombie @zanadu.bsky.social
1.8k followers1.7k following13.7k posts