I pronounce this app “Blewski” and nothing will change that

i’m not going to do a joke about the pole vaulter who lost because his dick hit the bar. i’m above that, unlike his dick

Go Heels Fuck Duke obligatory post

I agreed to dinner with some mom friends tonight so please spare a thought for me as I try not to let the college basketball brain worms loose on a group of innocents

LINDA YACCARINO: Here on X, we don’t tolerate any form of anti-Semiti- ELON MUSK SCREAMING IN THE BACKGROUND:

I love seeing complex stuffing recipes, my family’s ancient recipe is like onions, celery, bread, spices, and a quart of butter and everyone who eats it thinks it’s magic Fuck out of here with putting sausage into it like an absolute psychopath

ask & ye shall

Every N7 day

Do not, under any circumstances, get pneumonia after you turn 35

amy schumer fight me in the middle of the desert you raggedy bitch