I’m just a girl!!!!!!

new bit me n my partner are doing: every time we hear the word “Damascus” we smooch because that’s what it is… a dumb ass kiss

was trying to identify an unlabeled bulk spice and inhaled too close to the sun. anyways I think it was ginger 🤧

Dreamt of a beanie that had Binky Barnes ears on it.. does such a thing exist??

where’s the elphaba edit of pink pony club? having wicked dreams… galinda is all pink… won’t make her (papa) proud…gonna cause a scene….. cmon people

I mean…

He is open-mouthed snoring directly into my left ear

It’s so so so cool and iconic to giggle with your fiancé

in a french accent: iz zis guy a côök at a zhin pancæke restaûraunt? becouse he iz giveeng me ze crepes

highway to hell but i can’t afford a car so i have to take the greyhound