I guess “elementary math isn’t tough” was my only point. If you’re wasting 2/3’s of your inventory just kinda ‘stop doing that’

How about just ‘cook 10 less every morning’?

I finally have a housing option that won’t cost me an arm and a leg

… were these the only two options?

Locally the squash seems to be looking extra penis-y this year

I’m assuming it’s not “snap your fingers”

When you walk into your barber and say “I’ll have the Minecraft please”

Rob MacElhenny was in my graduating class at St Joes in Philadelphia

I’ve been a chef through 3 presidents. Who’s in office has NEVER, not one time, had any effect at all on my ability to sell a $1 taco if I chose to. Zero. None.