The Cleveland branch of the Weasley family.

I am pitching a show right this second where Jose Canseco gives his take on conspiracy theories

If you forced me to pick, I guess my LEAST favorite author is probably Hitler

Is Fergie totally done spelling stuff? Because "mischievous" sometimes stumps me and I'd appreciate a song about it.

Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going

FUN FACT: If you give a man a fish, chances are you won't be asked to be in charge of buying a gift "from all of us" anymore.

Omg … that’s so awesome that if it were true? I might vote that way 😂

When you ask your stylist for the ‘Manny from Ice Age’:

"There are some foods that I don't eat" -vagueans