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aheago to the polls
@chemotaxis.bsky.social
biologist and general weirdo. “a cruel and also funny person” - Eli Yudin, stand up comedian and podcaster
168 followers334 following3.3k posts
"“It is with deep regret that we inform you that as a result of an unexpected technical failure of the electric tailgate lock in the hearse during the transport of the body of the deceased..." just say "i didn't rig shit" already jeez
forgot to say "that's not going anywhere" and jiggle the handle
AT
aheago to the polls
@chemotaxis.bsky.social
biologist and general weirdo. “a cruel and also funny person” - Eli Yudin, stand up comedian and podcaster
168 followers334 following3.3k posts