I'll be so mad if I get up tomorrow and see I missed out on three hours of jokes because Laura Loomer posted a sonogram at midnight and said it is Trump's.

There ought to be a Bluesky setting that'll ring your phone alarm if something sufficiently scandalous happens. Like a bat-signal for trash talk.

I wish I couldn’t relate to this

That's gonna be the October surprise.

(*fingers crossed*) C’moooooon JD Vance killed after attempting to seduce horse…!