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@chimneysweepghost.bsky.social
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Rflemishdog.bsky.social

IA is back in read only mode, now's a good time to check out what I uploaded the day before it went down

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JMdecafjedi.bsky.social

When my daughter was seven years old, she stole my wife's phone and sent me this series of texts.

Text 1: You are a dummy and a bad boy

Text 2: You look like this 👎

Text 3: You are a dumpster boy

Text 4: You are the Dumbest boy on the world

Text 5: You're a dumpster boy here's your garbage can

Text 6: You live in New Jersey
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PDlunchenjoyer.bsky.social

just ate poop

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Wwhey.party

I came across an outdated guide on image grid sizing crop/proportions for bsky earlier, and I felt it was important to create an updated version! Please use this new guide instead!

Up-to-date BlueSky Crop Aspect Ratio
Crop Sizes for Bluesky as of 18 Oct 2024

By default, single images are uncropped. If image is too tall (Exceeds the 1:2 aspect ratio) then it will be cropped. Single images that are too tall may be scaled down but aspect ratio is preserved

With two images, both of them share a square aspect ratio of 1:1

For three images, the first image is square (1:1) while the other two are half-squares (2:1)

And for 4 images, all of them are 3:2
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sunflowerbun.bsky.social

A spicy birthday gift for a spicy birthday bird @risquewren.bsky.social repost because I linked the wrong account oopsie <3

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CSbombsfall.bsky.social

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Aaftermath.site

Itch's domain name is under threat because of *checks notes* the...decline of the British Empire? aftermath.site/itch-indie-g...

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MGjezzerat.bsky.social

Found @helldude.bsky.social on Reddit

Enough canned fish products to enable two children to use "by my father's sardines" as an oath in perpetuity
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#OtD 14 Oct 1977 anti-gay crusader Anita Bryant was "pied" by Thom Higgins, a gay rights activist. She then began praying and burst into tears. Following a boycott, she lost her job as brand ambassador for Florida… https://workingclass...

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@chimneysweepghost.bsky.social
You can call me Patrick. Press the "X" button to close the page.
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