Watching Superman & Lois. Superman ends up fighting monster on the moon. I yell, "Don't damage the moon, it's a World Heritage site!" I break @chipuni.bsky.social . Then prove to him that yes, the moon is a World Heritage site. He remains broken.
Violence! The cause and cure to all problems!
*eyes light up* Sue people because they're not doing business with you! What a GREAT idea! *sues Elon for not buying Chip's NFT of a VERY badly-drawn horse for $1 billion* (I mean, a five-year old who has never seen a horse would have drawn something better than that NFT. Really.)
Ugh. I'm sure that's a story that I don't want to know.
That's financial knowledge I never had! Thanks!
Hello! Tell me something that you've learned in the past week.
Hi, folks! Yes, I'm im-in.space/@Chip_Unicorn and the former @chip_uni@twitter.com. It's a pleasure to see you here on Bluesky!
1.13K Posts, 1.29K Following, 702 Followers · Formerly @Chip_Unicorn . A perpetual student, here to read from more knowledgeable people more than to write. Software engineer, furry. Icon created by @...
***sympathy***