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Chris S. Burns (He/Him)
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Academic librarian and a writer. www.chris-s-burns.com
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My flash story, It's Always Sunny in the Space Needle, was just published by Solarpunk Magazine! It’s about global warming and capitalism, and takes place in one of my favorite buildings in the world, the Space Needle. Read it here: www.patreon.com/posts/112429...

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Check and see what google lists in its top 10 Classic Comedies and Romantic Comedies because it’s about this level of messed up!

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I deeply love Bob Dylan but for fucks sake the world doesn’t need another Bob Dylan biopic please stop!

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The top 4 Classic Love Movies according to Google’s A.I. include #EyesWideShut#EternalSunshine#LeonTheProfessional#Gemini is absolutely crying into a gallon of ice cream right now (2/2)

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These are the top 4 Classic Comedies according to Google’s A.I. and, dear gentle readers, Gemini is either nowhere near passing as human or else it’s a total psychopath. Love movies to follow (1/2) #Lolita#TheLostBoys#DeadPoetSociety#EternalSunshine (No 7).

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Look I desperately wish we could stop CA wildfires but Lake Fire since you’re in the neighborhood please please please burn down Neverland Ranch #California#GlobalWarming#wildfires#NeverlandRanch#MichaelJackson

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Instead of presidential debates we should just make both candidates go on The Price is Right for the full hour. The rest of the show and other contestants are normal. It would save time and we’d learn so much more #debates#presidentialdebate2024

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I don’t like soup dumplings they’re hard to eat and not worth it sue me

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Vanna White is in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the Most Frequent Clapper and everyone needs to know this!

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Chris S. Burns (He/Him)
@chris-s-burns.bsky.social
Academic librarian and a writer. www.chris-s-burns.com
9 followers26 following39 posts