Posted this on the other site, but yesterday marked 13 years of me writing on the internet. I’m proud of where this career has taken me and also that is a long time.

Visits Arrakis once

Ok, so this literally happened to me today.

Sorry we leaked all your private medical data. Here’s not enough money to buy a full-price video game to make up for it.

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Day 8 of being sick, but I have Spider-Man 2 and Mario Wonder to keep me company. We’ll get through it today.

Day 7 of being sick. I give it a 1/10

There are people who build their entire personalities around being afraid of this lmao

Wearing my pink Run the Jewels shirt to Barbie, as god intended.

TFW your child says, “Dad, you’re going to die soon.”