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Chris hates geese
@chrishatesgeeese.bsky.social
No really, geese are assholes
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Charades are tough with kids. I got in trouble for not understanding that my motionless child was "a Lego brick."
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pete buttgeg nvented fortnte when he dd the hgh hopes dance after every confrmed kll n afghanstan
Carnitas, with steak a close second.
Twitch Dot teevee slash philjamesson
@jeremykaplowitz.com this is a DM everybody stop reading Is Kyle Kinane gonna be ok Quorators? I heard he was but I can't find the episode.
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I don’t trust any business that guarantees my satisfaction. Sometimes I’m unreasonable! Stand up for yourself!!!
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JULIET: I will kiss thy lips; haply some poison yet doth hang on them! *kiss* ROMEO: (throwing his voice) Maybe there's poison on his dong?
The only thing Paw Patrol gets right is its portrayal of politicians.
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Chris hates geese
@chrishatesgeeese.bsky.social
No really, geese are assholes
34 followers65 following31 posts