BLUE
Profile banner
CH
Chris hates geese
@chrishatesgeeese.bsky.social
No really, geese are assholes
34 followers65 following31 posts

Charades are tough with kids. I got in trouble for not understanding that my motionless child was "a Lego brick."

1
Reposted by Chris hates geese
CTcntyraejepsen.bsky.social

pete buttgeg nvented fortnte when he dd the hgh hopes dance after every confrmed kll n afghanstan

0
CHchrishatesgeeese.bsky.social

Carnitas, with steak a close second.

0

Twitch Dot teevee slash philjamesson

1
CHchrishatesgeeese.bsky.social

@jeremykaplowitz.com this is a DM everybody stop reading Is Kyle Kinane gonna be ok Quorators? I heard he was but I can't find the episode.

2
Reposted by Chris hates geese
Nthenatewolf.bsky.social

I don’t trust any business that guarantees my satisfaction. Sometimes I’m unreasonable! Stand up for yourself!!!

0
Reposted by Chris hates geese
Rsireviscerate.bsky.social

JULIET: I will kiss thy lips; haply some poison yet doth hang on them! *kiss* ROMEO: (throwing his voice) Maybe there's poison on his dong?

1

The only thing Paw Patrol gets right is its portrayal of politicians.

1
Profile banner
CH
Chris hates geese
@chrishatesgeeese.bsky.social
No really, geese are assholes
34 followers65 following31 posts