Another day, another wish that I could get the ad overlords to block combat sports and gambling for me.

You have a lovely Mark Hamill.

Did you feel the EARTH MOVE this morning? That is but a TASTE of MY POWER. If MY DEMANDS are not met within the next 72 HOURS, then I shall BLOT OUT THE SUN. The clock is ticking.

Oof. Two possible upsides: At least they didn't go with "kamp." It is a surname, so hopefully that's related.

[first day of work] me: so, when do i get to kick one? boss: we don't actually- me: how about that one? that one looks like kind of an asshole

I'm not saying it's not important to learn the subjects - it is! But the best prep is learning in spite of your surroundings.

Controversial opinion: School is about learning how to interact with other humans while trying to do shit. If you go to a great school with an excellent learning environment you're going to be woefully unprepared for dealing with shitheads, which is much more relevant to most jobs than algebra!

Vasectomies should be free.

America did a lot of terrible stuff to Dr. King, like jailing and abusing him and trying to get him to kill himself and killing him, but probably nothing so obscene as reinventing him in popular memory as some milquetoast whose primary concern was not hurting white people’s feelings.

In a school of less than 400 people spread between four years, there were five of us on the football team. Two also shared a last name and middle initial.