[first day of work] me: so, when do i get to kick one? boss: we don't actually- me: how about that one? that one looks like kind of an asshole

It's a martial arts school, so I do actually think you can kick the kids. Just not like... punt them across the room or whatever.

Tim and Eric ass business name.

😂

Subsidiary of Bootin’ Babies, Inc.

Bahahahahahahah

Kid puts on his seven-league boots of ass kicking. "So where ya headin?"

I’m in!