the thing about billionaires fetishizing the Roman Empire (about which they're usually wholly ignorant) is that the Empire is where the wheels fall off. I stan Imperial literature, shout out to Seneca, but the Empire, the era of dynastic succession, is the Republic's disappointing son.
And I looked, and beheld a pale reindeer: and his name that sat on him was Santa, and Hell followed with him.
A monstrously deformed 5th ninja turtle approaches. "What are you doing out of your cage, Picasso?" says Splinter. Then he sees the gun.
Fact: At least three times a day, the average American wonders: “What the actual fuck?!”
Everyone does! Most people don't answer calls from unknown numbers, for the same reason. So leave a dang message of some kind, right?
Leave a dang voicemail if you want me to call you back. At a minimum. A text message would be even better.
This year for Giving Tuesday, how about giving me a fuckin raise
Tired of abled people acting like ableism isn't a big deal while high-risk people haven't been able to leave their homes for 4 years. We see your little jokes. We see you posting unmasked selfies & videos. We know you don't care about disabled people. We know you're not a real ally. We see you.
check out Quorators, my podcast where we read questions like this and make fun of them. here's a clip from last year where we cover this very question! youtube.com/shorts/JziFU6mnClU
