Managed to get about 1,000 words written tonight. Some of them were good, and many of them were in the right order... #writingcommunity#fantasyauthor#fantasybooks#author
Gotta be the 'Peculiar Hexa Glorp'
Better yet, cold-call and/or email a bunch of independent book shops, get yourself on the convention circuit, speak to your local library about doing readings, actually meet and speak to real people who can pick up your book(s), read the back cover blurb, and physically flick through the pages.
- First two audiobooks out now on Google Play.... play.google.com/store/audiob...play.google.com/store/audiob....
- I WILL get you to grade my English exam... you mark my words...
I just quit my job in a tiddlywinks factory - it was counter productive.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Put your hand in its pockets and tickle its balls.
What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Nuclear war. What's worse than nuclear war? 3 bee stings....
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven 'til its bill withers...
