All those failers become my jailers when I sit down at the table of success.

MAMMA MIA

there were so many good blogs with sharply defined beats, and it felt like Doing A Post was a way of engaging in a big lively convo involving lots of smart and funny people. now there are 7 shops left and those convos have migrated to social media and are character limited and largely dumb as shit

almost certainly the wrongest couple of paragraphs he's ever written. BoEinG iS rUn bY GoOd cOrPorAtE cItiZeNs wItH uNquEStIoNabLe iF bLaNd iNtEGriTy

the theory of Claritin is "the sensation of having your sinuses sandblasted will distract you from allergy discomfort, which our pills otherwise do not address" Allegra is "taking a sugar pill will feel like action, which is more satisfying than inaction" Zyrtec is "green packaging looks nice"

FYI new readers do not encounter the paywall on their first blog!

yeah we'll make a project of it

that must’ve been one hell of a “however,”

Every major tech innovation of the past 15 years is just, what if we paid people less money

my buddy thad [stoned]: does this movie show balls or what me [stone sober]: it entailing the overly unapologetic engagement in mass hyper sexual activities inclusive of Female Sexual Awakening & Sexual Discovery themes incorporating vivid infantilized depictions via both childlike & pubescent-