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Christian Alsis
@christianalsis.bsky.social
Everyone has smart watches now, but when I wore a Dick Tracy replica two-way radio wristwatch to school in 5th grade I got my ass kicked. I don’t think that’s fair.
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[practicing my keynote speech in front of a mirror] “Pampers is committed to staying on the cutting edge of diaper technology. By utilizing the latest innovations in AI, we have increased absorption levels across our entire range of products. Welcome…to the future of diapers.”
CA
Christian Alsis
@christianalsis.bsky.social
Everyone has smart watches now, but when I wore a Dick Tracy replica two-way radio wristwatch to school in 5th grade I got my ass kicked. I don’t think that’s fair.
18 followers30 following50 posts