Not now sweetie, mommy is busy getting ignored online again

I wanna go where they're going

*pulls out my long sleeve surfshirt* for everything else zinc oxide I’m over 35 I don’t care if I’m caked in white clay 😎

I just use the round lab birch juice all over but I also embrace my asian auntie sleeve era

this may be the best opener of all time

parental leave is a mindwarp, when I last checked in the orcas were running psyops on this site and now it’s the feds?

my eBay algo knows I'm exploring mob wife aesthetic meets boho floral maximalism

the matte is giving!!

I put on this soothing yoga teacher larping voice and drag responses out as long as possible bc anxiety about blank airtime