.... don't make shitty dough then? Look my meatsuit has extremely high caloric draw, upwards of 6,000 calories a day every single day for the past week, with around 3000 a day being typical.

I'll find myself a good homemade pizza dough recipe and put my hopes and dreams to the test here someday. My thought at the beginning of this post was about ordering a pizza from somewhere, which means I don't have control over the ingredients used in the dough. Thanks for your contributions.