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Chuck Tingle
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i always think on that part in star wars when luke shuts of his navigation system and uses the force instead to make the perfect death star shot. imagine if he missed. super awkward return to base. 'yeah i know i was right there but i just had this vibe about it. my bad'

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HDpubliusmaximus.bsky.social

"I decided to listen to my hallucination rather than my instruments".

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Aanontanuki.bsky.social

imagine that the missile just hits the rim. doesnt even go in

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Iwaferbiscuits.bsky.social

the sci-fi equivalent of playing in the Big Game, turning to your sweetheart in the crowd to shout “this is for you, babe” and missing the hoop

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Dthebestdavid.bsky.social

"Ok, I know you're upset, but the good news is they're aiming their death laser at us now so this is only gonna be awkward for a few more seconds."

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SSgradebmaple.bsky.social

I remember watching a parody once where the Obi-Wan force ghost says, "Use the targeting computer, Luke. That's what it's there for." I use that second line all the time.

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GBgeertzilla.bsky.social

"I'm sorry mr. Skywalker, but as per the terms of the agreement, your insurance policy really doesn't cover 'the ghost of the old desert recluse told me to do it'."

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CCcozmicaztaway.bsky.social

But also, in Luke's defense, the other guy who took the shot presumably used his targeting computer and missed. "Negative, it didn't go in, just impacted on the surface!"

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CCcozmicaztaway.bsky.social

Strong "Sweden calling a time-out with <20 seconds left in the final match and up by one, giving Canada the time to recover, score a tie and win in overtime energy" on that. Yes it happened. Yes I'm still salty about it

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MMmarcmck.bsky.social

Dark Horse actually did a "What If?" comic where something like that happened....Luke fired his torpedoes, but due to a fault in them they didn't explode when got to the reactor...so the Death Star survived. Not spoiling the rest of it, though... starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Star_Wa...

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Chuck Tingle
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