I don’t know who needs to hear this, but: *unfolds face flaps, uses thrashing cilia-laden flaytongue to ululate and trill the heretical gloomsong that begins the great undoing of the universe*

Can you finish undoing the universe before I have to go back to work next week please

YOU'RE LATE

Merry Christmas to you to Chuck

Knock it off with that emo crap. PLAY FREEBIRD!

That helped, thanks

GET MOVING LAZY WE DIDN'T SUMMON YOU TO PLAY YAHTZEE

Perfect timing, I start my Call of Cthulhu TTRPG campaign next weekend, gloomsong welcome.

Damnit Chuck I thought we all agreed to do this on Thursday?!

Chuck you take that back right now

I really needed to hear this right now. You have no idea. Thank you. *super hugs before my flesh is blasted from my bones and my DNA unravels*